The art of two guy friends convincing a sexy and well dressed female business executive to take an unexpected afternoon break while still at her office. The Executive Rodeo involves the business woman hiking up her skirt and riding one of the guys in the Reverse Cowgirl position, while the other guy stands above her and lets her suck his cock. Best when the sexy business woman is wearing sexy business attire (preferably a jacket and skirt on the outside and a full lingerie set with crotchless panties underneath). More exciting to perform at the corporate office, but the home office works just as well.
by The MILF hunting game warden February 2, 2023
Get the Executive Rodeomug. n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.
v. To take an executive Friday
v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
Get the executive Fridaymug. When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...
by Mr.Beyonce December 10, 2015
Get the executive eyebrowmug. by Execute yuhself October 3, 2023
Get the execute yuhselfmug. The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
Get the Assistant Executivemug. George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008
Get the unitary executivemug. 1. A person who is dressed in clothing of a gothic nature that would be considered appropriate (or borderline appropriate) for wear during business hours
2. A sexy, smart, and successful individual who dresses to impress with gothic accents, while still adhering to the common clothing guidelines of "business professional." May be modified slightly with a dash of "whore" if you are FUCKING AWESOME.
2. A sexy, smart, and successful individual who dresses to impress with gothic accents, while still adhering to the common clothing guidelines of "business professional." May be modified slightly with a dash of "whore" if you are FUCKING AWESOME.
An Executive goth might wear tailored black suits and funky ties, black pencil skirts, fishnets, patent leather platform high heels and fitted jacket, a perfectly ironed black, or black with an accent color button down shirt with a small under bust corset
by kellymfdm March 5, 2011
Get the Executive Gothmug.