Everette

Everette’s absolutely gorgeous and has the best hair, she so talented and so funny, everybody loves Everette.

Wow have you seen Everette she gorgeous.

by Cody alton December 11, 2023

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Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

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Everett Sip

Taking a gulp of a drink after saying you'll take a sip

I took an Everett Sip of his drink and he got mad

by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023

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Everett Style

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA

Yo, did you see that dude going Everett style? He just kicked my tooth out.

by anonymous September 28, 2023

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Everett

Everett is so based. He loves talking trash and if you are with him you feel like you control society. Everett is viciously straight but he secretly wants to come out as gay. Everett wants a woman that will take control of him and peg him.

Wow Everett, I cant believe you said that about women!

by (-1-) November 25, 2021

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Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

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