snoring ejaculator

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

retrograde ejaculation

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.

"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."

by Typhon December 7, 2004

evacuate your fudge barrel

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.

"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"

by Mr. U January 19, 2007

Ejaculate

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.

After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.

by Protean49 December 18, 2005

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

evasculate

To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.

You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.

by Farmee May 18, 2011