Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Siskel & Ebert

A sexual act in which you put both thumbs in your partner’s ass.

We watched a great movie but the best part was after when she gave me a Siskel & Ebert!
What’s that!?
She put both her thumbs in my asshole when I was about to climax.

by HappyKeister September 17, 2021

very ebert

When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"

Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!

by Thegundy August 10, 2022

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

Harry Anderson Egbert

The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.

Damn the kid is such a Harry Anderson Egbert smh
Because he's a femboy?
Yeah

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022