Ethiopian Earthquake

when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.

Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night

by Bennz February 2, 2010

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Albino Ethiopian

Preferred term for a skinny white guy.

Brian: Man, you are sooo white and skinny!
Tyler: I'm just an albino Ethiopian...

by Skinny Ass Giant January 23, 2009

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Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.

"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."

by Gektei February 18, 2010

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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.

- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!

by Bexxx May 1, 2004

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Ethiopia

A place white guys mention to black guys when all the white girls in the room like him. See also: angry white man.

Biff: Hey Leroy, I just saw Iman walk into that store across the street.

Leroy: Get real. Everybody knows Ethiopian girls don't like african americans!

Amber: Hiii Leeeroooy!

Biff: Damn!

by anonymous March 3, 2005

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