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Equality

Glorified communism.

Just think about it for a minute, equality on paper sounds like the (almost) perfect solution to most of society’s problems.
But in practice… it made more problems.
Same thing happened with communism, they tried it twice and failed. “Third time the charm”? Yeah.. apparently so, they just needed to rebrand it so people wouldn’t be so suspicious of it.

A lot of people think fairness and equality are practically the same thing. Trust me, THEY ARE NOT. They sound the same yes, but when you look at the fine print, there are pretty big differences between the two.
Equality: Let’s say you’re in elementary school and it’s about to be recess. The trouble maker (TM), of the class does something that they weren’t supposed to do and now everyone is in trouble, even though the teacher witnessed the kid causing trouble. The teacher doesn’t care and now every body has to stay inside while the other classes go outside to play.
One person got in trouble? Now EVERYONE is in trouble.

Fairness: We’ll use the same example as before, except this time the TM got what he deserves, the teacher only punishers him and everyone else gets to go outside with all their other friends, from the other classes.
1 person person gets in trouble, only THEY get punished.

Here’s another example: imagine you have two crates of apples in front of you with each crate being able to hold 20 apples, and there’s 20 left to the side. Crate #1 currently has 15 apples while crate #2 has 15.
Equality would be to put 10 apples in each crate. But that doesn’t work since one crate is now over capacity and has too many, while the other doesn’t have enough.

Fairness on the other hand would give 5 to crate #1 and 15 to crate #2, now both crates are evenly filled.

Equality focuses on the “giving” aspect making sure everyone is being treated the same, but this lacks context and reasoning. While fairness is more on the “value” side, seeing every person needing their own needs.
One is constantly overlooked, and one is always misused, you try figuring out which is which.
by Mathew E. May 17, 2023
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Equalitative

Unlike qualitative and quantitative, equalitative refers to both measurements being of an equivalence rather than being measured by quality over quantity and vice versa.
The product was produced equalitative.
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Equalitist

A step forward from Feminism into Equalitism where good men are appreciated, respected & honored for there hard work. There has always been good men in the world & they need to be praised.
Look at that good man working so hard. Makes me glad I'm an Equalitist.
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Equalitist

A step beyond Feminism where good men are appreciated too & everyone is treated equally & fairly.
I appreciate him because I am a Equalitist.
by Charli Gerbera April 19, 2024
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Equalstar68

Man child from Florida; likes fire alarms Cleveland Steamers and SIMPS FOR NOTIFIER! Often times can be seen shirtless and unmedicated. Hates black people as well.
Person 1: Woah, did you hear what Equalstar68 did last night?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: He yapped about Ron Desantis, talked about his shit kink, set his fire alarms off in VC, and talked about his hatred for LGBT and Black People.
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The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007
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The Equality Trust

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.
The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay
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