Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Often the case when a person is inundated with unaffordable bills arriving in the post/mail

You have a pile of unopened rent bills hidden in the draw. I believe you’re suffering with envelopaphobia.

The thought of my tax bill arriving in the post is making me envelopaphobic.

How long would you say you’ve been suffering with envelopaphobiaism?

by Katrirobell March 4, 2019

Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full

I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!

by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025

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by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

getting enveloped

Putting your penis between a person buttcheeks

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"

by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018