EMS

The happiest place in the virtual world.

Evil (Things) and Monster Sightings message boards on Neopets.

Did you read the board I posted on EMS?

by Jovi Lloyd Morrison July 29, 2004

EMS

A neoboard on the popular website neopets.com. Often filled with wannabe emos and goths and posers. If you're remotely good looking they bag on you and make you feel like a flamingo in a pigeons territory. They are against Anime and Twilight so fans beware.
if you are a fan of anime chances are you'd be called a fat crusty weeaboo
the natives dislike fat people, and anyone who want to go to japan
also EMS is highly populated with british people or people of british decent and believe they are extremely smart and believe that any education under highschool is meaningless

EMSer 1: Death Note is my favorite Anime
EMSer 2: ew get off you fat weeaboo
EMSer 3: stupid wannabe Japanese
EMSer 1: but i am Japanese look at my lookie
EMSer: 2: ROFL GTHO!

by azel9205 January 02, 2009

eme

"eme" or "keme" is a word used by filipinos and others as a joke sort of like putting "jk" while texting

I think she's inlove with me eme.

by kela.kian June 29, 2023

EMS

Ems is end my suffering

-Gets text: I'm gonna ems-

by Jolly hugs March 26, 2018

em's

em's aka user @cevanslvr on twitter who belongs to em aka user @froggytae on twitter

look at em's they belong to em you know

by froggytae June 07, 2021

Em

Em is a person who will always be there for you and is a whore, em is also a gender neutral name

“Em is a whore”
“i know right!”

by 4nn4. September 07, 2021

Em

a silly little english baka who cant read and got mono from making out with strangers in clubs

Do you know that little lass emily mae baka? she’s super short and can’t read.

by durbanskies September 18, 2021