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Emerson LaSalle

Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.

HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.

Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.
"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.

"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.

"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.

"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.
by Emerson LaSalle Fan February 27, 2009
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emersons dictionary

a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment
"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"
by kjhgd May 3, 2009
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elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.
Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
by Scoopy J January 4, 2012
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Emmer

1. a species of wheat
2. person who is lovely and fabulous- though not nearly as fabulous as joel (like thats even possible)
Emmer is the unique pronunciation of the name of a unique person.
"Emmer is a reall kool gal"
Joel, June 1st 2003
by Emmer June 1, 2004
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emmes

"Would I lie to you? This is emmes!"
by Jay Rose October 13, 2006
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Emmetsburg

A small town in the middle of Iowa with about 3,000 people and almost surely more than 2,500 of them are White, the otheres are a mix of some mexicans and maybe five black families at most. Most people are Catholic also with quite a few lutherans and a few other fairly small churches. In high school if you dont travel more than 75 miles to get your clothes from Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, ect. you are most likely considered poor and dont have many friends. In addition several girls at school wear designer bags/sunglasses such as Dolce and Gabbana, ect. There is absolutely no public transportation other than school busses(which are ridden by less than 20 high school students) or the busses that haul around mentally retarded people. Lots of kids get moped when they turn 14 so they can terrorize the town and get lots of warnings from police. Getting a car usually happens when a kid turns 15 because they can then drive to school on a school permit if they live more than a mile from school.
Most kids in Emmetsburg love to party and drink. This can also be said about most parents in Emmetsburg with that strong Irish background supporting our avid drinking habbits. St. Patricks Day is the biggest weekend of all for Emmetsburg just because it celebrates being Irish and getting completely hammered. As well as all the alcohol there are quite a few kids and adults in emmetburg who smoke marijuana. Lots of kids try it in high school but for most thats as far as it goes...when it comes to drugs in emmetsburg its a well known fact you can get whatever you want but those who do drugs are most of the time poor dirtbag losers living in appartments.
"dude whats goin on in emmetsburg this weekend?"
"fuckin nothing, theres a party but i heard it might get busted so im going shopping in mankato."
"yeah, i think im going to spencer to get drunk"
by robert emmet September 28, 2007
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Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary
They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
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