Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

Emil by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019

Emil

Emil Is The Of Guy With An Extra Large Penis(12 Inches) He Can Deadlift Ur Mum)
And Curl ur sisters boyfriends Dad)

Watch My Boy Emil Steal Ur Girl With His Sexyness and Strength

Emil by I Got That 69 Inch Boiii December 1, 2019

Emil

Smart, likes to be liked by everyone, loves indoor sports (for example: esports, tennis, squash, badminton, table tennis, foosball...) favorite insult is ''arsehole''.

Emil is a great person.
Emil called Emilia an arsehole.

Emil by Dr.Iknowitall February 4, 2020

Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet

Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.

Emil by Ubunga March 27, 2020

Emil

An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.

-I slapped that bitch Emil once.

Emil by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020

Emil

Emil thats a simp that sucks in game And dont know bros b4 hoes

Emil simping over a girl And forget tha bros

Emil by anonymous April 30, 2020

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

Emil by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020