Ethan

The kind of guy any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a guy can be.

Friend; Did you hear Ethan was dating her?

Me; Yeah, she's gotta be the luckiest girl in the world!

by Purple Waterbottle November 22, 2012

Eitan

Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!

Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs

by sexybishh October 29, 2020

ethanol

The kind of alcohol that you drink.

You cannot buy pure ethanol, but Everclear comes close.

by HeavyD2 March 29, 2009

Ethan James

Venn Diagram Boy. Sixteen popular Aussie, and has loads of followers on Quora and Instagram.

Ethan James is the ultimate god. Venn Diagrams are his source of power.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 11, 2019

Ethan

ethan. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end

Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes
It's a total Ethan

by Nonefundementals June 28, 2011

Ethan

One of my best friends and will be forever.

Ethan and I smoke enough weed to kill an elephant.

by nibbaboolin December 13, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is boy. He loves space and dabbles heavily in hobbies. He takes his gaming seriously some of the time, but takes making music seriously all of the time. He is realistic and takes care of himself...enough. He is the type to have a really goofy dog that everyone loves. His meatballs are delicious, but his mashed potatoes are better. He has the best dance moves. If you introduce him to a tree, he will get the tree to join the conversation. He might need a hair cut.

Ethan is rad.

Who is that guy that made those meatballs? "Oh, dude, that's Ethan."

by tennis?tenis November 11, 2018