Egg on a Sweatshirt

Used to express something as either very pleasant or unpleasant.

"Dang girl you look like egg on a sweatshirt!"

or

"Balls, man, that's like egg on a sweatshirt."

by Mackncheese August 10, 2009

Creme Egging

When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.

Dom: That's weird, what you doing?
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii

by Gummy89 May 4, 2016

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Ergonomics

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.

"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"

by Zee Heur August 19, 2013

Eggnog Nigger

A Nigger that steals eggnog and gets multi-kills in Halo: Reach.

That Eggnog Nigger stole my ammo and killed five people with it.

He called me an Eggnog Nigger because it's christmas and I stole his kill.

I can tell he is an Eggnog Nigger because his KDR is ridiculous.

by AndroxTwisted August 12, 2011

un-ergonomic-ness

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

by Stragus Magus July 29, 2003

leggo my eggo

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.

Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"

by PartOnion May 19, 2019