A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
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He was being an eggnugget on the phone last night
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Get the Eggnogged mug.we've all been egging houses right? an eggnoger is one who participates in eggnogging, the art of lighting a ziploc bag, doused in gasoline, on fire and leaving it on someones front porch to observe them stomp it out, leaving a hugeass eggnog mess.
friend:dude, just light it and run
eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
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eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
old man victim to the eggogging:you goddamn eggnogga's!
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