Eddie

Eddie is the sort of guy who just loves to eat a shit sandwich not always on purpose but always ends up happy afterwards if Eddie sees others eating shit sandwiches intended for him he's known to enter a blind rage and break anything or anyone in his line of site. Eddie is an ever faithful boyfriend but always angers the women in his life simply by being himself this frustrates Eddie as he doesn't know what he's done but we sure do.

Eddies friend: Mom Eddie's eating poo again.
Eddie: It's not poo it's Nutella.
Eddies friend: Then where's the shit I had made in the toilet.

by Gimpboy69 April 20, 2020

Eddie

A black pedophile who likes to rape 12 year olds. Fuks his cat.

Eddie fuks his cat.

by IHaveYeezys October 16, 2018

Eddie

Eddie is a type of guy that’s always right and never wrong. He is most likely tall, funny, nice, and one of the most loyal persons you will ever meet. If you meet an Eddie you should be friends with him because he will not let you down ever.

Damm Eddie you were right.

by iknowitall081 December 23, 2018

Eddy

Eddy is one of the most funniest people u will ever meet he will make u smile every time u see him he’s kinda of a lady’s man but he’s the jealous type and u might hate him when u first meet him but u will start to understand him but don’t get on his bad side cause when he gets mad omg that is like the worst and when u lose him as a friend it feels like u lost a whole brother to u and and usually Eddy’s are skinny kids but they have awesome glow ups just wait till u see ur eddy glow up

Eddy is defined as a great man or boy that can make your day

by Gracie Leah May 27, 2018

Eddie

One of the most coolest people around. He always has your back even when life hits you hard. Eddie is a reliable and trustworthy person. He's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. He's the best person you'll meet.

I like Eddie he's the sweetest and most trustworthy person ever.

by TheCoolGurl101 September 4, 2018

Eddie

Synonymous with Ice Cube in his earlier days as a Pimp and one of the baddest motherfuckers you ever seen

Eddie looked at the Goodyear blimp and it read Eddie's a PIMP

by tigglebitties52 September 1, 2010

eddy

That funny kid in your Chemistry class who isn't really named Eddy. Hates slow computers. Attracted to shiny objects and glitter. Known to lick walls. The reason they put 'Do not put bag over head' and 'Small parts' warnings on products.

"Eddy!!! What's up?"
"My name is Alex. I hate you guys."

"Oh my god! Did you see the news?"
"No what happened?"
"Some poor boy named Eddy died because he ate too many Legos..."

by barack lincoln February 24, 2009