elberto

Elberto is a man who is a really good guy as a father. Most elbertos have big penises and tower dominance in the sheets.

Ooh Elberto, ready for round 100,000,0089?
You know it, giggity giggity goo!

by The Jet was Taken February 17, 2021

Emberlee

A girl who’s heart is made of gold, who is gorgeous, and can make anyone laugh. An all around amazing person.

There goes that gorgeous Emberlee

by madi.s March 16, 2018

Roger Ebert

The greatest film critic. Although we can all disagree with some of his reviews, he remains the best.

The skies are always dark with airborne filth in this Los Angeles of the future. It usually rains. The infrastructure looks a lot like now, except older and more crowded, and with the addition of vast floating zeppelins, individual flying cars, and towering buildings of unimaginable size. When I first saw the film I was impressed by the giant billboards with moving, speaking faces on them, touting Coca-Cola and other products. Now I walk over to Millennium Park and see giant faces looming above me, smiling, winking, and periodically spitting (but not Coke). As for the flying cars, these have been a staple of sci-fi magazine covers for decades, but remain wildly impractical and dangerous, unless locked into a control grid. - Roger Ebert on Blade Runner

by Hey Arnold August 7, 2008

Emberti

1. Verbal expression of confusion, due to an abstract or difficult to discern statement, idea, or question.

Variations:
1. Bert
2. Emberti
3. Emberti Carn
4. Berti

"Ali, do you understand what the teacher is saying?" said I.
"Emberti?!" replied Ali in utter confusion.

by A. Mac. April 6, 2007

red steckled elbermung

An ugly, red animal made up by Strongbad . The animal has drooped eyelids and a wormlike tail. Described by Strongbad as a nasty blob thing.

"R is for Red steckled elbermung."

by Wert March 8, 2005

Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006

Ember

A Brunette, with freckles and a big smile. She's selfless, lazy, and underestimated. When given the chance, she could impress you with her talents and her humor combined. Most of the time, starts out small and becomes one of the most popular people you'll ever meet, yet she finds time to talk to everyone.

Ember really outdid herself today. She is one of a kind.

by Somebody needs some milk July 8, 2017