Scandinavian earplug

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.

Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"

by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010

go ugly early

During prohibition this was a phrase used by Harry's Chocolate Shop, a Bar in West Lafayette, IN which called itself a chocolate shop to avoid being known as a bar. Their slogan "Go Ugly Early" was the opposite of its real meaning "come pretty late"

Hey are you going to the bar tonight?
Yeah, go ugly early!

by Boilermakerveen November 4, 2008

early sharer

A person who communicates intimate details about their personal life when you've only just met them in an innappropriate, mental alarm-bell ringing way. They may well lack true friends to do this with and so try to make you their new BF.

"I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!"

by minkymary December 15, 2009

earal sex

Shoving your cock in the ear and thrusting hard into the ear drum and it will bust cum in the ear drum

I just had earal sex wit yo uncle so suck my ass crack you fuck nigga

by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016

earl hickey

Earl Hickey is the main character in the Tv Show "My Name is Earl"

Earl Hickey: You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting round the corner: Karma. That’s when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done and one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better person. My Name is Earl.

by Zaphod Memelebrox May 23, 2016

Earl Red

Earl Red is when you hang a used tampon on the inside of the tank of a toilet, and it percolates into a flushable pot of period tea. The female upper decker.

Some fuckboi pissed me off so I left his apartment with a fresh brewed pot of "Earl Red."

by Apexklr May 25, 2019

early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019