Dung Eater

A dung eater is a madman, a twisted criminal, that kills people and devours their... well... dung

Policeman 1: "The suspect seems to be the loathsome dung eater"
Policeman 2:"How can you tell?"
Policeman 1:"The victim literally has it`s dung eaten"

by SmiggTheMilkman February 17, 2023

fumble dung

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022

dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !

i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!

by michael foolsley January 17, 2022

ga-dunged

Gah- dung : The terrible sound the basketball makes after the ball hits the backboard then the rim. A humiliating sound, one will be teased, taunted and likely prison shanked by fans and family for missing the said 'easy' shot.

"I cant believe we lost yesterday. All Phil had to do is lay it in but he freakin Ga-dunged it instead and we lost at the buzzer. What a goat.

by Max Watts September 10, 2013

angel dung

A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.

BS in the public interest.

Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.

by roelf September 6, 2009

black dung

Pronunciation: 'blak 'd&(ng)
Function: noun

1: What one gets after a heavy night of drinking Guinness or Guinness Extra Stout. Normally not a pleasant experience and relatively foul. Play on the disease black lung. A form of beer shits.

Dood, the Raiders game was so bad last night I had to bathe in Guinness to enjoy it... and this morning I had the worst case of black dung.

by washins September 12, 2006

Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.

Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 18, 2006