Chauncey Dung

Freeze a large long turd and fuck someone with it

"Ive been craving a Chauncey Dung all day"

by Saladtossboss April 24, 2022

fumble dung

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022

Dung Eater

A dung eater is a madman, a twisted criminal, that kills people and devours their... well... dung

Policeman 1: "The suspect seems to be the loathsome dung eater"
Policeman 2:"How can you tell?"
Policeman 1:"The victim literally has it`s dung eaten"

by SmiggTheMilkman February 17, 2023

lung dung

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

by Mark Shackelford June 30, 2007

angel dung

A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.

BS in the public interest.

Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.

by roelf September 07, 2009

black dung

Pronunciation: 'blak 'd&(ng)
Function: noun

1: What one gets after a heavy night of drinking Guinness or Guinness Extra Stout. Normally not a pleasant experience and relatively foul. Play on the disease black lung. A form of beer shits.

Dood, the Raiders game was so bad last night I had to bathe in Guinness to enjoy it... and this morning I had the worst case of black dung.

by washins September 12, 2006

Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.

Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 03, 2006