Dumpster Fire

In entertainment or sports, a laughably poor performance usually caused by:
1. Lack of planning, preparation or talent.
2. Random events that effectively sabotage
the effort (i.e., technical problems).

Dumpster Fire is the kindest thing I can
say about Oakland's game against San Diego.

by Guitarist1234 December 22, 2008

dumpsturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self (masturbation) whilst defecating (taking a shit).

Al had a dumpsturbation session on his lunch break....

by Scottie2hottie82 October 1, 2010

Dumpster Fire

Slightly better than a Train Wreck. In
live music or theatre, an inept, poorly
executed performance or problem plagued
situation usually caused by poor planning,
bad luck, incompetence, unprofessional
behavior, etc.

"How did your friend's band do last night?"
"It was a Dumpster Fire. The
singer was drunk and forgot lyrics, the
lead guitar and bass player argued and
fought all night and a stage light fell
and destyoyed the drummer's floor tom..."

by CarvinLB70Guy March 30, 2009

[dumpster slut]

A slut who sucks dick behind a dumpster, films it and sends it to her Aunt Tilly in Minnesota as a get well gift.

That chick is a dumpster slut! Her video beat Paris Hilton's.

by Rick Von Shit October 22, 2008

dumpster puppy

Dumpsters puppy refers to the act of taking a shit in the middle of the night in a back ally trash can.

Ronny: Oh man I really need to take a dump, but the line for the bathroom at this club is so long.
Donny: Easy just go lay dumpster puppy.

by Cernem January 15, 2017

Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020

dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007