by anonymous January 13, 2017
Get the DTMmug. DTM means “down to masturbate”. This is an acronym said by people that like/prefer to be intimate by themselves but with a partner(s) watching.
“Monica asked her fellow co-workers if they were down to masturbate after work. They all said no when they found out what it meant besides one person M.F.”
“Hey girl, are you DTM?!”
“Let’s not touch each other, let’s touch ourselves instead. DTM?!”
“Hey girl, are you DTM?!”
“Let’s not touch each other, let’s touch ourselves instead. DTM?!”
by bitter_sweetzz June 14, 2019
Get the DTMmug. Short for "Do the Math."
DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.
DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.
DTM-ing is like being your own boozy detective. Grab a pen, a notepad, and let's solve the mystery of the lost beer count!
by RoflcopteringPotench July 3, 2023
Get the DTMmug. by Mr dtm July 4, 2023
Get the Dtmmug. 
