The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.
-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?
by Lacryma May 5, 2013
Get the Drunken Phone Call mug.When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.
by thatdude540 September 29, 2013
Get the drunken turtleneck mug.Related Words
drunkee
• Drunkeeteers
• Drunkeeting
• drunkles
• drunken f00l
• drunkie
• Drunken
• Drunken Sailor
• Drunkenstein
• drunked
When an intoxicated female partner defecates on a graham cracker while the intoxicated male partner ejaculates on the same before being roasted over a campfire.
by furams January 10, 2014
Get the drunken s'more mug.Bob: "I studied drunk and got a 93% on that ethics test I wrote this morning."
Chris: "You're such a drunketarian."
Chris: "You're such a drunketarian."
by PenCapChew May 13, 2014
Get the Drunketarian mug.Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017
Get the Drunken Shower mug.by Eliuha April 8, 2020
Get the Drunkerence mug.The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
by Candia Posse August 3, 2012
Get the Late Night Drunkenness (LND) mug.