rusty sea dragon

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.

he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.

by irish225 March 31, 2010

dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

dangover

The sleepy and pleasant aftermath of eating a rather large meal at Pho Dang Vietnamese Cafe - Winooski, VT

The best part of the meal is the dangover back at the office.

by kobelsem December 18, 2010

dragon hug

a super hug lasting 10 seconds or longer, usually with someone you really like and possibly love
common between couples

I really like that guy, I want to give him a dragon hug.
I gave my boyfriend a dragon hug when he left.

by dragonhugs1 January 2, 2011

Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013

Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014