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Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.
"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!
by Jack squared September 25, 2017
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douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.
“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”
by Sn@x October 22, 2020
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piggyback douchen

noun, when one person is perceived to do something that puts them in douche status and another person follows them in the act.
joe: "So whats up man you guys gonna come have a beer?"

bill: "no my vag hurts so I wont be joining you"

james: "since hes no going I wont either."

joe: "man thats some straight up piggyback douchen"
by partypouch August 3, 2011
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douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.
Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.
by JGbrk July 9, 2009
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douchedick

<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005
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douchenozzle

Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.
You are such a douche that I am deeming you a douchenozzle.
by sirconman July 6, 2009
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Douchenozzle

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009
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