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Douchebag Curl

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009
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Douchebaggesaurus

A douchebag so big that he belongs in the jurrasic period... as well as extinct.
That firefighter thinks hes hot shi*t but he's really a Fugly Douchebaggesaurus.
by Ccie January 15, 2012
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Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing
Negative

Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive
by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019
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Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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Douchbagathon

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day
“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "
by Jsole February 4, 2010
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Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.
by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006
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douchebagette

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort
by whatsupguy May 28, 2010
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