Someone who acts humble around others for the sole purpose of gaining popularity in large groups, or gaining favor with the opposite sex.
"Torrey's a really nice guy, and he's so funny and humble about how funny he is."
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
by Stinkyfingers August 31, 2013
Get the Undercover Douchebag mug.When you make a girl think you have a thing with her. But in reality, you've been silently ramming down cheeks of every girl you can find. You say you are getting raped and harassed, but truth is, you've been hustlin everyone and the system itself. Guys think you are a sav, one to be considered a young pimp. But in reality, you are a young douche.
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When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
Get the Drinkin from the douchebag mug.The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
Get the Admiral Douchebag mug.A person that thinks he's cool while everybody around them thinks of him as a fool. Since nobody wants to be seen around him, he typically hangs out with others of his kind and they can often be found roaming the streets on longboards.
Snapback Douchebags are most commonly found wearing snapback hats and sweaters for sport teams they don't even watch. They can also be seen riding longboards and yelling obnoxiously at each other.
Snapback Douchebags are most commonly found wearing snapback hats and sweaters for sport teams they don't even watch. They can also be seen riding longboards and yelling obnoxiously at each other.
Brendan: Look at bilal wearing, he's wearing the same sweater as always and that stupid hat.
Brad: Yeah, What a Snapback Douchebag
Brad: Yeah, What a Snapback Douchebag
by BradS97 October 16, 2012
Get the Snapback Douchebag mug.For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010
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-noun phrase
1. a vaguely distasteful man who pursues young women, and persuades the women that this behavior is not only acceptable, but desirable in choice of mates.
2. a man whose behavior with woman colors their early perception about dating, usually in the negative.
3. a "Jason Levy"
-noun phrase
1. a vaguely distasteful man who pursues young women, and persuades the women that this behavior is not only acceptable, but desirable in choice of mates.
2. a man whose behavior with woman colors their early perception about dating, usually in the negative.
3. a "Jason Levy"
Jeff: She Annie is 18. Her taste in men hasn’t been established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He’s a gateway douchebag.
-from (NBC Comedy Show) "Community"
-from (NBC Comedy Show) "Community"
by greggieG February 7, 2010
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