douchebag

The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.

"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"

by bettie May 07, 2005

douchebag

An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

by jeff March 21, 2004

douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

by sonofturbo October 08, 2009

douchebag

Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag!

or

Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

by The urban linguist July 12, 2005

douchebag

1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009

douchebag

An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.

That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.

by SJcuz December 29, 2009

douchebag

An insult similar in nature to 'asshole' or 'fuckface.' Usually preceded with "fuckin" - not to be confused with "fucking."

That boy isn't from the ghetto. What a fuckin' douchebag.

by J Lizzle December 07, 2002