Dude last night me and this hoe were fuckin and when we were done she took a huge doil in front of me.
by Jen Poo April 6, 2008
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by Said Person August 31, 2007
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Get the DOSL mug.Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).
by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007
Get the starched doily mug.When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.
Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?
(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?
(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?
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DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.
They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.
* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.
We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.
But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.
They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.
* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.
We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.
But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
DOSIOF usually stands for,(well, in our case), Our Deputy(hilariously hilarious to joke about) and our old Principle (ditto) and their 'affair'.
So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.
So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.
by y-fish July 27, 2009
Get the DOSIOF mug.Is another way of saying dildo. Coined by a local radio regular in the Greenville, SC area. Vince from the radio station 93.3 the planet's morning show the Rise guys calls a dildo a Dodil.
Vince: I got a dodil.
Anyone else: don't you mean a dildo?
Vince: Ya that's what i said, I got a dodil.
Anyone else: don't you mean a dildo?
Vince: Ya that's what i said, I got a dodil.
by b--rad October 30, 2007
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