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doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

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Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
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doing a barvie

When you masturbate to the sight of your teacher during class with a teacher staring at you through a window
MATE I JUST SAW A KID DOING A BARVIE AND ONLY GOT A LEVEL 4 FROM THE PRINCIPAL
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Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on
Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'
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Doing a Zane

"Doing a Zane" popularized during the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, is when the driver of a car floors the engine off of an edge (preferably a cliff) and crashes.
Ayo im finna do a Zane at this next corner.

Bro he hardbody for Doing a Zane.

He did not just Do a Zane without a car!
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Doing the Pablo

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo
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So this what we doing now?

A way of showing disappointment or disbelief in someone, or pointing out someone's stupidity or nastiness; another way of saying "Are you serious?" or "You not deadass right now".
Person 1: "Yooooooo lemme tell you! My cousin finally let me smash bruh!"
Person 2: "So this what we doing now?"
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You are doing a great job

1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.

2) A terrible job
JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?
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