Douff

The pubic hair that grows under the chin of college boys who masturbate early in the morning while their roommate sleeps peacefully. It also has a hairless circular region in the middle of the chin hair that grows human spores that grow into clones of the host.

Master Bates has an omega douff growing on his face.

by Morgan First November 27, 2006

derff

My friend made this word up and it's really funny and it has no meaning have a good day

Lmao derff you

by Derffmaster800 December 31, 2016

Doffo

A guy who likes to touch himeslf in public.

Two guys are standing on a corner, when one of them starts touching himself. The other guy says "why do u have to be a Doffo all the time".

by Gjertrud April 5, 2005

Doffy

Unknown origin. It was not till summer of 2002 that doffy was fully realized by his lover Wock. They make make sweet love. Anal sex only.
He enjoys short wocks on the beach, followed by pounding of the rectum. :) k thx hes mine- sry.

"Dooooooffaaayyy!" also see magic conch

by Arthur October 17, 2004

doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005

durff

A durff is a person who uses overtechnically annoying wannabe sacrastic and witty comments. Also who is a kissbutt egotastical nerd.

"Gawsh! He has SUCH a durffy attitude!"Girl1 "Yeah, his durffitude fuels his ego the size of Jupiter!"Girl2
"Are you talking about me? Durff isn't a word you guys! Hehehe *nerd laugh*! I'm I annoying! Hehehe!*snork*",Durff.
"Shut up you stupid durff!",Girl1and2

by tiffanyba November 3, 2010

dorkfuck

the act of , or the desire to, engage in sexual intercorse with a member of the opposite sex whom is considered less attractive than your percieved social attractiveness. often arising from the boredom of permanent high-fidelity relationships.

dude you fucked kelly? she's got no ass and she talks about world of warcraft.
yeah, but you know dude like, she was tight like a vicegrip and those glasses.... mmmmm.
i still cant believe you dorkfucked kelly.

by edvard January 31, 2008