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Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.
Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."
by Woobers June 5, 2010
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The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!
by jaeroll May 24, 2008
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Doober

Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.
Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014
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Doober

Dude, Sean has a doober!
by IxamxMarshall July 12, 2009
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Doober

Someone who smokes alot, or a pothead
Look at Mike over there blazin it up, what a doober.
by Aaron Abke January 19, 2005
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doober-doo

A cute animal. A pet name (like dear, or sweetie.)
Bonnie Sue is such a little doober-doo!
by Jeshikah December 7, 2006
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Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011
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