dinks

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by Sundu April 23, 2003

Donks

Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.

Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!

by Chryme March 11, 2009

Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 28, 2007

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

doinka

Male bathing suit that is tight and accentuates the groin area much like a cod piece.

When Uli exited the hot tub, Sarah stared at his doinka trying to determine if the attractive bulge was caused by Uli's penis or if the bulge was caused by a prostetic device such as a sock.

by Doinka! August 5, 2006

Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

dinkstinker

One who goes around stinking up peoples dinks, usually with anal sex

John is such a man-slut... a real dinkstinker

by Adam Erickson May 22, 2007