big doinks

Big Doinks are smoked by a man who was found in Amish, to get said doink you need to either DM him or hit his line.

Person 1: Man I wish i had some big doinks i could smoke, all I have are little doinkss
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out

by The Great Haydini November 14, 2017

piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.

" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "

by DMCshawn September 27, 2018

sh-doink

A word commonly used by those of homosexual decent indicating they would like a large thick rounded blunt object resembling a penis to be shoved up their rectum.

Hey man how you feeling?
Pretty good man I could really use a sh-doink

by onewaylove May 6, 2011

doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory

Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017

Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX May 21, 2018

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022