repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is someone, usually a male, who has varying degrees of sexual perversions in public places. An exhibitionist is the most common form of SO, and is the least likely to cause harm to anyone.
Other degrees of SO offenses actually involve contact with the victim, and are more serious crimes.

The exhibitionist who exposed himself in public is a sex offender.

by Mr Masturbate February 6, 2020

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Flex offender

Someone that can't shut up of flexing

Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"

by Flex offender December 5, 2020

ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.

Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family

by PizzaBang May 15, 2018

offender

A sexual predator who has been convicted of a sexual offense and therefore made to be a... sexual offender.

Joey: Hey wanna go into this alley?
Abigale: Why?
Joey: To look for my cat. He ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
Abigale: Oh. Okay. Sure.
(next thing you know Abigale has been offended sexually. Joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f**king mind, an offender.)

by B to the O to the B B Y January 2, 2010

Repeat offender.

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.

"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."

by Lola XXX February 5, 2009