Diet Soda

The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'

"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."

by yourfriendlyfreckleface July 11, 2016

Dietbetes

When someone claims to be on a diet, but is actually not and giving themselves diabetes.

Person 1: "I'm actually on a diet."
Person 2: "You are going to get diabetes."
Person 1: "No I'm not! I'm on a diet!"
Person 2: "You are on dietbetes."

by GimmeDaPoosieB0ss June 7, 2016

Diet Daddy

1 A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.

2 A broke cuck or simp.

Him: Hey, sexy, you looking for a sugar daddy? ;*
Her: Yes, not a diet daddy. Sorry, Jacob.

by Dystroyr June 7, 2019

Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

mota-diet

1. The act of waiting and not giving into the munchies when you are currently high.

1.Bob- "Dude, I'm tryin to lose 10 pounds, but I just keep getting the munchies."
Damian- "Dude have you tried the mota-diet?"

2. Dude I'm so messed up and hungry, but I can't eat 'till I sober up. I'm on the mota-diet.

by MoTaGoD June 11, 2010

Full Dive Virtual Reality

Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface

In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable

Fallcon: man I can't wait for Full Dive Virtual Reality!

by skittito February 1, 2021

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016