The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".
"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
by Andreafdz June 19, 2008
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"They're spending $140k for a team-building exercise in the Big Brother house? Dizzang!"
"They're spending $140k for a team-building exercise in the Big Brother house? Dizzang!"
by LauraE September 7, 2007
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by dr foo October 21, 2010
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Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
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Can be shortened to "dizz"
Can be shortened to "dizz"
by WizardofDizz November 7, 2013
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