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A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."
Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."
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To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.
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To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.
Socially Disabled people are vulnerable because of all of the goodness they wish to see in this world. If you are socially disabled, you are talented, but you struggle to succeed in the world. Socially disabled people are harmless and are taken advantage of for strong moral beliefs in equality and hard work. Often people with this disability go through life experiencing endless amounts of traumas caused by all of the horrible people they will have to encounter in the workplace and in their daily lives. Socially Disabled people are the last truly good people in this world.
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Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
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Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
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