Dipstick

The act of someone sticking their finger in their rectum, forgetting they did it, and cooking food with their bare hands. Very common in South Asian street food.

“Dude, did he just dipstick?”
“No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”

by yabisargo May 1, 2025

Dipstick

A softer way to say “dipsh*t.”
Insult; derogatory.

- Lily: Who’s that Brian you keep on mentioning in your rants?
- Sabrina: Brian? He’s that dipstick who’s my coworker.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.

"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick

by arsrehat extraordinairey November 16, 2011

french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!

by JD123454 December 10, 2010

Dipstick

It basically means dic.To call someone or what a male has in terms of having sex

Dillan:Oi dipstick
Thomas:fuck off you retarted shit!
Dillan:I didn't mean you I ment someone else
Thomas:oh....😅 soz for that

by UrbanDictionaryEpic June 27, 2015

Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

Dipstick

A Graduated rod for measuring depth

A person who is dumber than a non living object

John used that dipstick

Randy Is such a dipstick

by clmlta July 10, 2017