Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Ill be dipped

A phrase used mostly by red necks and hillbillies when surprised or after learning, realizing, or discovering something they didnt expect, good or bad. "Ill be dipped" is usually said at the time of the discovery and explained to his redneck buddy's shortly after.

Carl: ill be dipped
Stan: what?
Carl: I just found my ole tackle box
Stan: well ill be dipped! let's go fishing

by Asa1991 June 9, 2014

I'll be dipped in shit

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

triple dipped

The name in which you will call an african american that has extreme dark skin.

Hypothetically all black people are dipped into a chocolate vat at birth to determine how dark the color of their skin will be. Most black people would be considered double dipped. The unlucky son of a bitches who gets dipped a third time and become much more darker than your average black man are called "triple dipped".

Dusty: Oh, look how dark that black guy's skin is.
Theo: Yeah, that mother fucker been triple dipped!

by STCbeehive December 9, 2013

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

double-dipped

double-dip
verb
past tense: double-dipped
When the male participant in intercourse between a heterosexual couple inserts his penis into the vagina, then anus, then back into the vagina again. Advisory: can cause urinary tract infections for both partners.

Joe: aw man, shouldn't have double-dipped with my girl...
Steve: why?
Joe: both Suzie and I now have urinary tract infections

by spang-dangled March 4, 2019