dickon

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.

That David Mellor is a right Dickon.

by Terry July 2, 2004

dickoff

being or acting like an imbecile.

only a dickoff thinks that rap is music.

by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005

Dickosaurus

Someone acting like such a huge dick that they have become a Dickosaurus

"did you hear about what Johnny did at the store"
"I know right what a Dickosaurus"

by Dafuq bra September 14, 2012

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

Dickolas

a pretentious, pompous, arrogant, self centered, hypocritical, two faced, unoriginal, heartless, deceitful, scheming, naive, shallow, promiscuous imp with nothing better to do than to prey upon the vunerable (usually females between the ages of 16-22).

I thought things were going to work out between us, but her turned out to be a dickolas.

by Echo Foxtrot October 15, 2007

Dicko

The Dicko. A large male with long hair who enjoys online gaming. Usually found near PC's OR geek gatherings.

There was a large pile of rubbish, body odour and... was that excrement? where the Dicko had been.

by Dicko November 6, 2004

dickory

Clock

How many bells have you got on the old dickory?

by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009