dicknessa

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.

Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

Dickless

To not man up; not being the man your father is/was; being a bitch; to act like one who doesn't have a dick

Bro! Don't be so dickless!

by daddynovh December 3, 2018

Dickless Dirty Sanches

When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.

Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"

by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

Dickless Halfwit Asshole

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.

1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)

by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020

dickless wonder

a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.

old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

dicknesia

A medically recognized condition brought on upon by a lack of sexual relations with men. After an extended period of celibacy, for example, one can forget what a penis looks, feels or tastes like. When that happens, one is said to have dicknesia. Known cures can include, but are not limited to, giving blow jobs, giving hand jobs, and sex. Unfortunately, dildos, vibrators and porn cannot fully cure dicknesia, but these remedies have been known to reduce symptoms.

"Damn, it's been so long since I got laid. I think I'm coming down with dicknesia."

by Wordsmyth74 January 22, 2010