dickwash

when a lady cleans the cheese from around a mans helmet with the tip of her tongue.

when my girl wants to go out, I just say that I'm not ready, I need to spruce up and have a dickwash.

by greeneyebrows December 10, 2009

dickrash

a rash under the pinis

awch my dickrash is hurtin

by Knighty July 12, 2003

Dicklash

female equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."

by LocoNunca August 19, 2009

dickblash

When you smash that a$$ with such aggression that your girl can't move her head the next morning.

I need a neck massage, those backshots last night gave me dickblash.

by MadRobGankabish May 29, 2017

Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019

Dicksplash

It’s an insult that is obviously an insult yet it’s so amazing you just don’t know how to feel about it

Ah you’re such a dicksplash for doing that man

by Sick word bruh January 9, 2021

Dicksplash

Splash back caused by careless high-pressure peeing into a urinal. In rare cases the splash back hits your face and beard. Also a term to descibe a delinquant.

Man 1: Yo whats with them splash marks on your sneakers?
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash

Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash

by Splashman August 3, 2007