Dicklings

When someone is a dick and they teach their children to be dicks too.

(Genderless, plural term for many dickish children guided by one adult dick)

“Oh look, here comes Charlie and their Dicklings”

by Elysium April 27, 2021

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Dickling

Dickling noun. INFORMAL
(derived from the word ‘duckling’)

A name given to a smaller-than-average manhood.

Have you seen his dick?
Yeah, it’s tiny, it’s a dickling!

by R2GG406 July 5, 2021

dickalickadoodle

When your pongie stick twiddles a happy star blast and it lands on your mates shiny face and over 50% slides off and makes a smacking sound when it hits the floor.. you tell “dickalickadoodle” I shot the poodle!

Jimmy jizz bag shot his cream of mushroom soup all over his best friend Eddie’s freckled face..
“Dickalickadoodle”! Jimmy exclaims
“Awe shucks Jim, you always win this game.” Replied Eddie

by kmviii May 24, 2022

dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.

I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.

by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023