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divine breakup 

This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.

After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
divine breakup by the gayzelle September 3, 2009
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Divine Miss M 

A pseudonym and alternate personality of Bette Midler (also known as "The Divine Miss M")
I hear the Divine Miss M is in Vegas at the moment?
Divine Miss M by cseim June 14, 2008

Divine Ace 

A Divine Ace is a being who has surpassed the trials of agony, pain, sadness, death and even being at there lowest point in life but still have the desire to not give up knowing if they try more the will fail. So the will of the Divine Ace gives you the power to stand one more time and give it your all to win.

The Divine comes from the presence of how you feel it all depends on your aura.

The Ace come from the perfection in everything you have striven for it all comes back in and perfect unstoppable form and it has perfect symmetry and no flaws just like an Ace
Ive given up in life for to long its time to inherit the will of the Divine Ace
Divine Ace by TheDestinedLoner October 27, 2014

Divine Swine 69 

guy 1: hey who’s that
guy 2: that’s divine swine 69
guy 1: what does that name even mean?
guy 2: an elegant, fancy bitch

Divine Forces 

A Top Clan on the Online MMORPG RuneScape - With an extremely effective leadership team, they are by a long way the best clan in the game currently, regularly pulling over 100 people to PK trips and other Events.
Holy crap! It's Divine Forces! Let's run to Mossies or Log Off so we don't die!
Divine Forces by CC-DF March 20, 2011

Divine Forces 

Shit clan on the game runescape who mass recruited a bunch of 12 year olds from the clan Dark Slayers who died because their leader claimed to have a real life so he shut it down. Now Divine Forces or, Divine Slayers, Dragonhide Forces, think they are the best on the game of runescape when they suck.
#### Hash is cool , when we use ### we get boners Divine Forces.
DF, Purple Power!!!! Divine Forces.
Divine Forces by Runescape Community December 15, 2008

Divine intervention 

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.
You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty