Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

dapper ratchet

Adjective describing a person who is exhibiting a finely balanced combination of fancy dress and ghetto behaviors. Similar to Ghetto Fabulous with a different feel.

The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.

The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.

That dapper ratchet bitch threw a prosecco bottle off my roof while wearing pearls and a corset on Sunday morning.

He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.

by DapperRatchet June 4, 2016

desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

deeperisesso

a word substitute for the phrase you know this, used to describe or affirm the undoubted knowledge of something. knowing or believing

bruv, deeperisesso, i got money and i ain't talking bout pesos

woke up looking and feeling like a million dollars, deeperisessoyou know this

walked in to the room and mine was the flashiest, deeperisesso believe

by Osss January 17, 2018

von deeper

the point to which one should always get to

"lets get to the middle of this shit"
"naw man, im taking that shit von deeper"

by wwrib1567 January 11, 2014

Mason "Dipper" Pines

One of the main character in the Disney animation by Alex Hirsch. #GravityFalls It's divided into 2 seasons with weirdmaggedon as the final episodes. Try it!

Mason "Dipper" Pines Does Not Like To Be Called Mason. He Likes To Be Called Dipper, Because Of His Birthmark On His Forehead That Looks Like The Big Dipper.

by YEET MAN YEET MAN November 21, 2019

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009