dental handshake

The act of giving an expertly applied oral sex act. Professional in nature and all business.

Jane and I didn’t go all the way last night, but she did give me a stellar dental handshake.

by KC Krush February 4, 2018

Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

by renoryn January 6, 2009

gay in denial

a homophobic person that is actually gay but denies it; they tend to experience internalized homophobia causing them to not acknowledge the fact that they’re a homosexual.

homophobe: im straight!!
everyone: omg they’re gay in denial

by steveisbitchless August 15, 2022

Creed Denial

1.) A psychological condiction affecting certain individuals brought up during the 1990s causing them to have an irrational hatred for the American rock band Creed.

2.) Having an extreme aversion to the rock group Creed solely on the basis of Scott Stapp being an asshole.

3.) Making false accusations that Creed is a Christian rock group.

Dude, Creed rules, just admit it. "My Own Prison" was one of the best albums of the 90s. You're in Creed denial!

Whatever. "Higher" fuck'n rules. You're just in Creed denial!

I know Scott Stapp is an assole. So what? So is Billy Corgan. You're just in Creed denial.

by icedweller44 November 11, 2011

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005

denial hoe

A total slut who tries to cover up and deny the fact the she is, in fact, a hoe.

girl 1: I just made out with brandon yesterday
girl 2: Don't you have a boyfriend?
girl 1: Yeah, but he didn't give me a hug this morning...he deserved it.
girl 2: Stop being a denial hoe and admit you fucked up.

by thetruthyoudesire November 7, 2011

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009