Delaney

A girl who pretends to be your friend then talks shit behind your back, claims to eat healthy but really gets McDonald's every day, has way higher standards than she deserves, and looks like Tweedle Dee.

"That bitch is fucking round! She's a total Delaney!"

by gummyballoons February 5, 2010

Delaney

total bitch. shes such a wannabe whore and thinks all the guys love her. shes a total lesbo and goes on trips with starngers and thinks shes the shit..well she is shit i can tell ya that! she believes that if shes had a thing with or gone out with one guy, no other girl can mark on him....like a dog. she pees on her territory and you cant go in. shes really fat so she needs to get a personal trainer to help her loose the weight..newsflash its not going anywhere.

Dude that girl is such a Delaney. kill me now

by tatas4lyfe2121 March 4, 2011

Delaney

Loves Harry Potter. She has one big group of friends she never leaves. Her parents are both an opposite race. Most likely she is Irish or mexican. She loves music and gets obsessed with a new artist every year. Probably has a friend who loves unicorns. She lives in a small town that starts with a p. Has brown hair she recently dyed blue. Loves billie eillish.

Delaney sure does like Billie Eilish!

by AshleyBucket (not even my name March 16, 2019

Delaney

She’s literally so funny but also so dumb. She doesn’t go a day without embarrassing herself. She loves way harder than she will ever be loved back and can’t make a decision to save her life. Her life is a constant battle of trying to find her passion or just settling. She’s caring. She’s emotional. She’s loving. She lights up any room. She’s shy. She’s all of those things but she’s also amazing. Find you a Delaney.

Everybody needs a Delaney in their life.

by Ahahafuck January 29, 2020

Delaney

slut.

Delaney: hey
Group of people: we don't talk to sluts
*group walks away*

by Scotttoiletpaper October 29, 2016

Delaney

A dumb bitch that is so selfish and makes everyone feel bad for her and she is a pathetic loser

wow she must be a delaney

by bye bye betsie December 7, 2019

Delaney

A girl that has nothing better to do than get drunk and high 24/7. But you’ll rarely see you out at a party, but when she is, het ready to get your ass kicked in beer pong and have a deep conversation afterwards.

“Bro is that THE Delaney over there?”

by second date fiona June 29, 2018