Deflectron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectron."

by ShadyShade November 3, 2011

Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

Erotic Deception

To be sexually tricked while under the influence of alchohol, drugs, or something similair that causes a person to do things they wouldn't normally do.

At that party last night a senior experienced erotic deception from some freshman.

by TheReason13 April 19, 2010

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

self deletion

American English slang in the 2020's for suicide.

"He's a victim of self deletion" - Better Bachelor

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

Star of Deception

Famous star located in the Milky Way Galaxy exactly 420 degrees left from the Big Dipper. To be able to see the star you must first input up, down, up, down, left, right, jump, left crouch, down, up, EXACTLY at 23:45 and you must do all those inputs within 6 frames. Afterwards you wait 9 days and at the exact same location you input, down, down, jump, and you will see a cutscene, (Spoilers) then look up and you will see a bright shiny star and unlocked the achievement called "Deceived".

*Do you see that star over there*
"Where"
*Its right there in that corner*
"Where"
*Points at nothing*
"What"
*Thats the star of deception"

by 私肉 May 8, 2023

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