Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.

I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.

by Smart as... April 25, 2024

defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!

“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”

by Saloondoor June 30, 2023