dear diary

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.

Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

dear Jane letter

A letter from a man to a woman breaking off a love affair.

Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.

by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

dear heart

Dear Heart means an endearment to a friend when talking, a sign that you care.

Don't worry about the test results, dear heart. Good morning, dear heart! It will be ok, dear heart, good luck!

by myra jane nelson January 18, 2010

dearth

correct spelling for "dirth" from old english meaning a lack of, or insignificant amount.

There is a dearth of affordable housing

by tantric_tonto September 16, 2008

Yes dear

1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady.

2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and control him.

3. n. A dude whokisses his old lady's ass, so as to not fight, get bitched at, or deprived of sex.

1. "Man, look at Tom, he's such a fuckin yes dear that fool can't do shit."

"Yeah he may wear the pants in the family but, she damn sure picks them out."

2. "Hey you wanna come out to the bar, have a few drinks?"

"Oh, dude I'd love to but the old lady won't be having it."

"Grow a set of balls you fuckin yes dear!"

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

debardeleben

The infamous 1st family of Alabama.

Whoa, have you met Prince Debardeleben? He's like the Prince of princes.

by Laura Huang February 23, 2008