Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013

Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018

Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

by mrteacher August 27, 2013

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012

darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Darwin Event

An epically idiotic event/series of deaths caused by epically idiotic person(s)

7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.

Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event

by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008

Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.

'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020